Category Archives: New Releases

Blog posts on new releases written or edited by Callie Press

Trailer Trash Tales #1 now available!

Trailer Trash Tales Begins!

Trailer Trash Tales is an erotica series set in the Happy Acres Trailer Park (known to some as “Fertile Acres” or “Happy Ending” Trailer Park…these people aren’t all the brightest!). You can read an excerpt of it at Mr. Blackthorne’s website under the Wicked Pen Writers, of which I am proudly a member. You also could have read it in your email inbox if you were on my mailing list, which you should be, since there is free stuff for members and sneak peeks from time to time.

Continue reading Trailer Trash Tales #1 now available!

Preorder Erotic Pulp #1

Preorder Erotic Pulp #1 Today!

Erotic Pulp #1 is now available for preorder right here and will be available April 5, 2016.

Erotic Pulp #1 is the first Smutpunk Reader in an ongoing series that you can think of as a smutpunk-y reader’s digest! Stories in this edition include a Barnacle Man adventure (with the most epic human cockslap EVER DOCUMENTED), a romantic blast from the past involving Candy and Danny, the feature story of Queen Kegel and Sarcashmo (aka San Esperma), and MORE!

Don’t be left with your dicks or tits (or dicks and tits) swinging in the breeze! Get on this action post-haste, true believers! SMUTPUNK UP YOUR ASS! (In a good way)

 

Check out the cover:

erotic pulp by callie press smutpunk reader volume 1

 

Kissies,

Callie

Excerpt: Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #5: Past Life

Past Life

Excerpt from Me Under Glass, Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions series #5

 

I am Wun-Kalla. I only remember being Lyssa a little bit. The world around me is much more real than those vague ideas and misty memories of modernity.

Continue reading Excerpt: Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #5: Past Life

Tonguing Tromp: Topical 2016 Election Story Available

Tonguing Tromp

Had a manic spree and realized I could make my own questionable-quality topical erotica too. Here’s the story of how I evaluated one of the 2016 Presidential candidates, Donald Tromp, and what I experienced at his HUGE rally! Why should everybody else (including unknowns) be the only one cashing in on this shit? Momma needs a new pair of combat boots! I’m talkin BANK son!

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Hot Wife Lyssa Bundle

HOT WIFE LYSSA’S CONFESSIONS Bundle

Again, it’s actually an omnibus, but I’ll give up on that someday. Though at the size of modern ebooks, ‘collection’ is more accurate.

Yes, it’s all of the first 4 books together for less than they cost individually.

I also fixed a few little things that never should have made it into the original publications (my apologies—I’m getting my system down so those editorial mishaps don’t occur as often), and made a little tweak here and there, sort of an easter egg for Lyssa fans. 🙂 Can you catch them all?

Get it here: http://j.mp/lyssab1

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Dominating Donna Omnibus (Bundle)

Dominating Donna Omnibus Edition (Bundle)

Now with a cover that wasn’t just me slapping together a shitty version of my original mediocre cover! It’s a slight improvement at least (I kinda like it, actually).

I know the ‘lingo’ in erotica is a ‘bundle’ but I come from paper publishing, and when a bunch of chunks are put together, it’s an omnibus or a collection. I’ll come around to getting the hep slang and figure out the cool kids’ words eventually. 🙂

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Nectar: BBC, cuckolding, hot wife, interracial, &tc, &tc

Nectar

I don’t know why I did it, but I wiped it off my knee with my index finger, and then I had to put my finger in my mouth. The little pearl on my fingertip was so appealing to me, symmetrical, lovely, translucent, sparkling, the stuff of life, the gift and the essence of manhood…

It almost made me orgasm as soon as it touched my tongue and my palette registered what was happening in my mouth. It was happening to all of my senses. I tasted sweat, fear, hatred, love, courage, strength, man. I was completely overwhelmed with lust. I could almost feel the waves of chemicals changing me as they passed from deep inside my throat and my cervix and my nipples and my anus, emanating outward through my body. I was changed right then. I tasted heaven in his cum.

I immediately wanted more.

Get it now here on Amazon. It’s free to read if you have Kindle Unlimited.

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Self-help non-fiction! Give Good Head

My latest is a work of non-fiction, a self-help book entitled Give Good Head. Here is the Amazon blurb:

In this short, non-fiction, self-help guide, Callie Press speaks to women honestly and openly about how to please a man. Light on technique but long on fundamentals, this book can teach anyone how to perform oral sex much more effectively. With a foreword by Moctezuma Johnson.

Continue reading Self-help non-fiction! Give Good Head

Me and the House Guest — Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #4

Me and the House Guest—Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions, #4

Hot Wife Lyssa’s confessions go off the rails when she tells the story of her experience with a young house guest!

The cover I used for this page is one I had to reject because a certain behemoth of sales would send me to bed without dinner if I had used it. But I wanted you to see it as intended. 🙂 Here is what the actual cover will be:

me and the house guest hot wife lyssa's confessions 4 by callie press

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She is getting out of control. Or is she being controlled? Can she rein herself in before it destroys her? This is where Lyssa’s tale becomes truly bizarre!

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Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3 Now Live!

Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3: Me at the Airport is now live on Amazon!

I forgot to even blog about this, I was too busy whoring the first one in a free promo when it went live! I’m sorry, I won’t do it again!

Well, actually, I’m sure I will. I guess someone will just have to spank me so I remember to do better next time…

Get it here!

And when you do, make sure you read to the very end. There’s a page-long note I wrote to you to help explain what happened, and why it isn’t called “Me and the House Guest” like I mentioned before. That’s the next one!

 

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Kissies,

Callie