Research Results

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Moctezuma Johnson and other smutpunk: sativa, ecstasy, lsd, ayahuasca, spiced rum

Callie Press: You tell me, I recommend sativa, dmt, lsd, peyote, or opiates (small doses, and no fentanyl you morons)

H.P. Lovecraft: see Callie Press, or stay sober

Tool: dmt, ketamine, sativa, or opiates (be careful you dummies…kids these days, I tell ya)

Black Sabbath: opiates, edibles (indica)

AC/DC: draft (draught?) beer, homegrown

Judas Priest, Iron Maiden: good beer, mixed drinks, sativa, acid, or cocaine

Modern mainstream country: opioids and fentanyl and straight whiskey, feel free to mix and go overboard until you are broken of this music choice in one way or the other*

Old outlaw country: excessive amounts of PBR or one of the beers that sound like a bodily function onomatopoeia, maybe some ditch weed, filterless cigarettes

Any of the awesome music with George Clinton or Bootsy Collins: the three C’s—kush, cognac, and cocaine

Prince: wine and coco puffs out of a mountain dew bong

Zep: anything, although the Houses of the Holy album calls for something heady like sour diesel, acid, or ketamine

*(but don’t really)