Callie's Spam Mailbag

Callie’s First Dip Into the Mailbag

Like Santa’s Mailbag, Only Different

In the spirit of the Holidays, I got my mailbag and decided to answer some of my many correspondents! Sadly, they’re all spammers, so it’s more self-indulgent than I’d like. But if I’m having fun, what else matters, right?

Responding to the Mailbag

Left on my Contact Page:

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I’m pretty sure I know how to contact me, but I respect your skepticism! I’ll double check just in case you’re right.

Nope, you’re not right, the contact page works fine. There you go!

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I’ve never uploaded audio, you must be hearing some of Grampa Azathoth’s piping and fiddling seeping through my connection to these words. You should find somewhere you can hunker down far away from people like, immediately.

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It’s just a contact page, so no. Sorry. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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No, thank you! It’s about time someone acknowledged that I am fairly skilled at controlling to hit the nail upon the top. As for people could take a signal, I find it unlikely, but who knows? We can only hope!

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I’m surprised, but glad, to hear that you found your cat on my contact page! Give her a pet from me!

Left on my Trailer Trash Tales Live announcement:

Vous aurez alors tout le loisir de vous concentrer
sur la coupe de cheveux ou la taille de la barbe.

While it’s true I have a little French descent, I’m all-American! I don’t speak no foreign! Croissant oui oui to vous!

UR

I know IR but what RU?

Left on my Queen Kegel Live announcement:

High levels of testosterone appear to promote
good health iin men, for example, lowering the dangers of high blood pressure and heart attack.

No shit. What’s your fucking point, asshole?

2 thoughts on “Callie’s First Dip Into the Mailbag”

  1. Oooh oooh Callie O’Press ’em! Let me field a question, pretty cherry please!

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    A: How high, so high that I could touch the sky. How sick? So sick that you could suck my….

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