Can You Fuck A Malachite Stalactite?
I brazenly stole this from http://www.wannalol.com because it totally made my day, and I want to be able to re-read it forever and ever and ever. Also I don’t care since they stole it from Tumblr or something.
Don’t stop until it ends because it is incredible, unless you’re one of those assholes who hates science. If that’s you, just go buy my stuff on Amazon, because you won’t like this but you may like that. (See? I care. I don’t want you to go away empty-handed, I just want you to go away.)