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Breaking News: Stephen Miller Secretly Nazi Leader?

“Stephen Miller” Secretly Nazi Leader, Hermann Göring

Absolute Alternative Facts, Believe Me—2/13/2017

Secret documents and confidential sources, recently uncovered by this website, reveal that so-called “Stephen Miller,” Senior Advisor to president Donald J. Trump and former Communications Director for then-Alabama senator Jeff Sessions, is actually the undead vampire of Hermann Göring.

Göring was the founder of the German Gestapo, and was later appointed Reichsmarschall, making him Hitler’s successor. A fake news telegram to Hitler, and the fake news history of Hitler’s reaction thereto, provided the pretext for Göring’s continued furtherance of the Reich in secret after Hitler’s elopement with Eva Braun.

Our sources tell us that Hitler’s elopement and honeymoon, which was to be his retirement, was arranged to look like a suicide. They secretly fled in a U-boat to Japan, where Japanese scientists and yamabushi infused all the party leaders with Oni blood.

The details of the results of this vary, as none of the scientists survived.  The surviving shugenja claimed that vampirism was the most common result. Göring, now immortal and bearing the weight of the entire Reich, replaced himself in the public eye with a golem doppelgänger using forbidden Jewish and Nordic magic the Nazis had learned during the course of the war.

Sources speculate that after the so-called “suicide” of the homonculus Göring, the real Göring (aka “Stephen Miller”) fled to the Moon to mastermind the alt-right propaganda movement and await the proper time for his rebirth as a ‘young man.’

The purpose of his return in the form of the so-called “Stephen Miller” is unclear, but reports indicate that he has spoken of a false flag operation involving arson, possibly at the White House or Pentagon.

Given Göring’s claimed responsibility for the Reichstag fire of 1933, we posit it likely that Congress will be the target of this false flag attack, and Mexican or Syrian immigrants will be the scapegoats.

 

Hermann Göring
Hermann Göring. By Bundesarchiv, Bild 183-R25668 / CC-BY-SA 3.0, CC BY-SA 3.0 de, Link

Stephen Miller
So-called “Stephen Miller.” By Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons – File:Stephen Miller by Gage Skidmore.jpg, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
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5 thoughts on “Breaking News: Stephen Miller Secretly Nazi Leader?”

  1. Whether dead, undead, or some purgatory in between this “stephen miller” character scares the beaded jeezus out of this Mexican America.

  2. I wouldn’t be surprised if your prognication of a Reichstag Fire does take place in Congress and a Mexican or Muslim (either of Trump’s favorite M&M’s) takes the fall. You, Callie, may have fake-exposed a very real act of terror in the new-forming rain of terror (sic — I’m just spelling it how they will on twitter).

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