At first, he literally couldn’t believe his eyes. This was impossible! It had to be FAKE NEWS.
But what if…what if…
The POTUS wept silently as he stared at his phone, a terrific fart erupting unnoticed from his backside into the bowl. This meme was going to give him the runs even worse than Burger King.
“Fake news,” he hoarsely sobbed. “Very very fake news!”