Twitter Sexy Haikus #1

My Twitter Sexy Haikus #1


So I get these haiku moods where I tend to think that way. Last week or weekend I had that happen and I just threw the raw versions out to twitter. I’ve touched a couple of these up but not much.

This is going to happen here from time to time, so I hope you’ll let me know what you think 🙂

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Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3 Now Live!

Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3: Me at the Airport is now live on Amazon!

I forgot to even blog about this, I was too busy whoring the first one in a free promo when it went live! I’m sorry, I won’t do it again!

Well, actually, I’m sure I will. I guess someone will just have to spank me so I remember to do better next time…

Get it here!

And when you do, make sure you read to the very end. There’s a page-long note I wrote to you to help explain what happened, and why it isn’t called “Me and the House Guest” like I mentioned before. That’s the next one!


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Dirty Little Ditties!

Here’s the first of my dirty little ditties. It is one of Yvette’s naughty gangbang stories (she has a ton of them). She said I could announce that we have an email addy for her now. (Guess what it is? Yes, This one has some serious spanking in it too, in fact it’s almost more spanking than gangbang, maybe… anyhow, get it here

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Me and Mr. Fixit

Introducing Lyssa, who has many stories to tell. Funny how we have the same profile pic!

Me and Mr. Fixit

Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions (part 1)

The first in a series of confessions by hot wife Lyssa. Watch as she goes from being a normal, attractive housewife into a wild, cuckolding creature of lust with ever more crazy adventures! And it all started with a random dirty instant message…

As usual, if you have a Kindle or Amazon Unlimited, you can read it for free. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to tweet, email, or DM me if you liked it! You can use this, if you would rather.


Fuck That Made Me Hot

The sentence is ‘Fuck, that made me hot.’ Of course it got grammar flagged.

When will Word know better? But it’s a good lesson in how commas can change meaning!

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Amazon Promotion of DOMINATING DONNA

Amazon Promotion of DOMINATING DONNA

From August 10th through August 14th, DOMINATING DONNA is entirely free to download on Amazon. NO Prime or Unlimited needed, it’s just FREE! So go to and make them give it to you…you deserve it!

Erotica: FUTADELIC by Moctezuma Johnson

Callie Reviews FUTADELIC: THE POWER OF POTION by Moctezuma Johnson

If you get your erotica from any of the big sources these days, you know the name Moctezuma Johnson (who I’ll call MJ from now on. Probably everywhere ever, because that is a lot of letters to type). I had seen his name all over when I started to research the self-publishing thing. I had never read any of his work, mostly because I was broke but also because I didn’t know what to make of it, from the descriptions. It seemed to be all over the place, categorically.

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DOMINATING DONNA Omnibus (parts 1-3)

DOMINATING DONNA Omnibus Edition Now Available

DOMINATING DONNA has it all: Billionaires, dominance, submission, bondage, slavery, gang bangs, spanking, humiliation, revenge, there’s even a golden shower and anonymous group sex with what may have been a group of dwarves…

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NEW RELEASE: The Chamber-Pot Prince

The Chamber-Pot Prince

A Very Naughty Fairy Tale for Grownups

by Callie Press

“She told me then,” the filthy pot rumbled, and with a most miserable, saddening tone to its low voice, “that only the most passionate kisses from a sweet maiden such as yourself could set me free, which, of course, is never going to happen. For what beautiful maiden could ever be passionately aroused for a chamber-pot, even though I shall become once again a lordly ‘andsome prince well equipped for any lady’s pleasure, and master of a hundred lands and a thousand knights and piles of gold? Oh woe is me!”

WARNING: Requires a sense of humor!

Now available at here:

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Erotica: TAPING KENDRA by Zoey Cage

Callie Reviews TAPING KENDRA: VOLUME 1 by Zoey Cage

TAPING KENDRA is Zoey Cage’s first release, and because we had followed each other on Twitter, I saw it the day she posted it, so I looked it up. She was already going to write a review of my new one, THE CHAMBER-POT PRINCE, so I decided to give it a look!

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