At first, he literally couldn’t believe his eyes. This was impossible! It had to be FAKE NEWS. Continue reading The Best At Media
Had a manic spree and realized I could make my own questionable-quality topical erotica too. Here’s the story of how I evaluated one of the 2016 Presidential candidates, Donald Tromp, and what I experienced at his HUGE rally! Why should everybody else (including unknowns) be the only one cashing in on this shit? Momma needs a new pair of combat boots! I’m talkin BANK son!
The Smutpunk Manifesto
All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.
Smutpunk is the pornography of abstinence, the literature of the gutter, Bukowski doing Shakespeare doing Stan Lee as interpreted by drunken housewives and frustrated IT workers and the furious masses.
#smutpunk is the sex pistols on acid doing Shakespeare in the park (MacBeth)
#smutpunk is what happened to gonzo after the deaths of truth and free love
#smutpunk is the cock-like thing up your ass while alien dildos gag you
#smutpunk is having DNA in an RNA world
#smutpunk is the soundtrack to a non-puritanical future
#smutpunk is get off your ass and jam
#smutpunk is when the gang cranks iron maiden to kick it up a notch. You ask is that dirty, clean, or evil
#smutpunk is what happens when Insanity falls in love, gets horny
#smutpunk is neither punk nor smut
#smutpunk is the archetype of both punk and smut
#smutpunk is the only reality there really is
#smutpunk is an intentionally false zen koan
#smutpunk brings confusion via enlightenment
#smutpunk is an asexual hermaphrodite with kitty slippers and an axe
#smutpunk is the bastard child of Hamlet and Urotsukidoji
#smutpunk is the people fucking in the alternate universe inside Sammy Davis Jr’s glass eye
#smutpunk is being pursued by the fucking Yeti all over the world for your milk
Smutpunk is here http://j.mp/mjrcpp
Smutpunk is here Literaryporn.net
Devil She Became is Autumn Raynne’s debut, but aside from its need for a bit of editing, it certainly does not come across as a “first novel.” The pacing is excellent, and exposition is handled well for the most part. The strongest part of Autumn’s writing is her characterization. Everyone in this book is complex without being unbelievable, and Harrison, “Barbie” (I can’t think of her otherwise at this point!), and Ava all have personal developments that are significant to the events that occur.
Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3: Me at the Airport is now live on Amazon!
I forgot to even blog about this, I was too busy whoring the first one in a free promo when it went live! I’m sorry, I won’t do it again!
Well, actually, I’m sure I will. I guess someone will just have to spank me so I remember to do better next time…
And when you do, make sure you read to the very end. There’s a page-long note I wrote to you to help explain what happened, and why it isn’t called “Me and the House Guest” like I mentioned before. That’s the next one!
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Amazon Promotion of DOMINATING DONNA
From August 10th through August 14th, DOMINATING DONNA is entirely free to download on Amazon. NO Prime or Unlimited needed, it’s just FREE! So go to http://j.mp/domdonom and make them give it to you…you deserve it!
DOMINATING DONNA Omnibus Edition Now Available
DOMINATING DONNA has it all: Billionaires, dominance, submission, bondage, slavery, gang bangs, spanking, humiliation, revenge, there’s even a golden shower and anonymous group sex with what may have been a group of dwarves…