Queen Kegel and the Arena Planet
JOURNEY with Queen Kegel as she faces an intimidating challenge on the Arena Planet!
THRILL at her Marvelous Reincarnated Gladiators fighting for their LIVES!
FEAR the perils facing the entire UNIVERSE which only QK can defeat!
FALL to your knees and obey your lusty Queen…QUEEN KEGEL!
WARNING: NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!
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QK and the Arena Planet: Snippet
I swam to my Castle through an aether of my own wetness. It was my first time ever (again), and it was a delicious deflowering. I wish I could lick your genitals and bestow upon you a sliver of how intoxicating it was—the boundless energy, the absolute abandonment of tension, the utter lack of thought, the exhilarating excess of feeling.
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Get it and get it while the gettin’s good!
In this ish (volume, whatever!) we have the following dangerous, romantic, heroic, sexy pulp adventures!
•Fit Man and Burpee Girl in … Street Justice!, Part 2!
•Butterface and Queen Kegel in … BATTER-DIPPED BREADED ASIAN LONG PIG!
•Callie’s Cowboy Riff so you can get your snaps on!
•And the main event is Brendalee Elkins in … The Odyssey of Brendalee Elkins, Part 1!
And like all the best Superheroic works…make sure you stick around after the credits!
Trailer Trash Tales Begins!
Trailer Trash Tales is an erotica series set in the Happy Acres Trailer Park (known to some as “Fertile Acres” or “Happy Ending” Trailer Park…these people aren’t all the brightest!). You can read an excerpt of it at Mr. Blackthorne’s website under the Wicked Pen Writers, of which I am proudly a member. You also could have read it in your email inbox if you were on my mailing list, which you should be, since there is free stuff for members and sneak peeks from time to time.
Continue reading Trailer Trash Tales #1 now available!
Yeah, lies! All three reasons are just one reason, they suck. I’m looking at you, io9. Shitheads!
And here, the nsfw part:
Continue reading 3 NSFW reasons you won’t believe why I don’t do clickbait
More Mini-reviews by Callie
Hello, sexy readers! Mini-reviews are apparently becoming my only real means of keeping up. I actually do know how to properly review a book, I just haven’t had that kind of time and energy lately. It will happen again, someday. In the meantime, like last time, these are all 5-stars from me. I have another 5 to add and write, but I can’t sit on this one any longer, it’s been literally 3 months waiting for me to get them up already.
Anyhow, all of these are more recommended reads than real reviews, so go get them and dig in!
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Preorder Erotic Pulp #1 Today!
Erotic Pulp #1 is now available for preorder right here and will be available April 5, 2016.
Erotic Pulp #1 is the first Smutpunk Reader in an ongoing series that you can think of as a smutpunk-y reader’s digest! Stories in this edition include a Barnacle Man adventure (with the most epic human cockslap EVER DOCUMENTED), a romantic blast from the past involving Candy and Danny, the feature story of Queen Kegel and Sarcashmo (aka San Esperma), and MORE!
Don’t be left with your dicks or tits (or dicks and tits) swinging in the breeze! Get on this action post-haste, true believers! SMUTPUNK UP YOUR ASS! (In a good way)
Check out the cover:
Excerpt from Me Under Glass, Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions series #5
I am Wun-Kalla. I only remember being Lyssa a little bit. The world around me is much more real than those vague ideas and misty memories of modernity.
Continue reading Excerpt: Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #5: Past Life
Had a manic spree and realized I could make my own questionable-quality topical erotica too. Here’s the story of how I evaluated one of the 2016 Presidential candidates, Donald Tromp, and what I experienced at his HUGE rally! Why should everybody else (including unknowns) be the only one cashing in on this shit? Momma needs a new pair of combat boots! I’m talkin BANK son!
Continue reading Tonguing Tromp: Topical 2016 Election Story Available