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Trailer Trash Tales #1 now available!

Trailer Trash Tales Begins!

Trailer Trash Tales is an erotica series set in the Happy Acres Trailer Park (known to some as “Fertile Acres” or “Happy Ending” Trailer Park…these people aren’t all the brightest!). You can read an excerpt of it at Mr. Blackthorne’s website under the Wicked Pen Writers, of which I am proudly a member. You also could have read it in your email inbox if you were on my mailing list, which you should be, since there is free stuff for members and sneak peeks from time to time.

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Excerpt: Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #5: Past Life

Past Life

Excerpt from Me Under Glass, Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions series #5

 

I am Wun-Kalla. I only remember being Lyssa a little bit. The world around me is much more real than those vague ideas and misty memories of modernity.

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The Smutpunk Manifesto

The Smutpunk Manifesto

All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.

Smutpunk is the pornography of abstinence, the literature of the gutter, Bukowski doing Shakespeare doing Stan Lee as interpreted by drunken housewives and frustrated IT workers and the furious masses.

#smutpunk is the sex pistols on acid doing Shakespeare in the park (MacBeth)
#smutpunk is what happened to gonzo after the deaths of truth and free love
#smutpunk is the cock-like thing up your ass while alien dildos gag you
#smutpunk is having DNA in an RNA world
#smutpunk is the soundtrack to a non-puritanical future
#smutpunk is get off your ass and jam
#smutpunk is when the gang cranks iron maiden to kick it up a notch. You ask is that dirty, clean, or evil
#smutpunk is what happens when Insanity falls in love, gets horny
#smutpunk is neither punk nor smut
#smutpunk is the archetype of both punk and smut
#smutpunk is the only reality there really is
#smutpunk is an intentionally false zen koan
#smutpunk brings confusion via enlightenment
#smutpunk is an asexual hermaphrodite with kitty slippers and an axe
#smutpunk is the bastard child of Hamlet and Urotsukidoji
#smutpunk is the people fucking in the alternate universe inside Sammy Davis Jr’s glass eye

#smutpunk is being pursued by the fucking Yeti all over the world for your milk

 

 

Smutpunk is here http://j.mp/mjrcpp

Smutpunk is here Literaryporn.net

Hot Wife Lyssa Bundle

HOT WIFE LYSSA’S CONFESSIONS Bundle

Again, it’s actually an omnibus, but I’ll give up on that someday. Though at the size of modern ebooks, ‘collection’ is more accurate.

Yes, it’s all of the first 4 books together for less than they cost individually.

I also fixed a few little things that never should have made it into the original publications (my apologies—I’m getting my system down so those editorial mishaps don’t occur as often), and made a little tweak here and there, sort of an easter egg for Lyssa fans. 🙂 Can you catch them all?

Get it here: http://j.mp/lyssab1

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Dominating Donna Omnibus (Bundle)

Dominating Donna Omnibus Edition (Bundle)

Now with a cover that wasn’t just me slapping together a shitty version of my original mediocre cover! It’s a slight improvement at least (I kinda like it, actually).

I know the ‘lingo’ in erotica is a ‘bundle’ but I come from paper publishing, and when a bunch of chunks are put together, it’s an omnibus or a collection. I’ll come around to getting the hep slang and figure out the cool kids’ words eventually. 🙂

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Nectar: BBC, cuckolding, hot wife, interracial, &tc, &tc

Nectar

I don’t know why I did it, but I wiped it off my knee with my index finger, and then I had to put my finger in my mouth. The little pearl on my fingertip was so appealing to me, symmetrical, lovely, translucent, sparkling, the stuff of life, the gift and the essence of manhood…

It almost made me orgasm as soon as it touched my tongue and my palette registered what was happening in my mouth. It was happening to all of my senses. I tasted sweat, fear, hatred, love, courage, strength, man. I was completely overwhelmed with lust. I could almost feel the waves of chemicals changing me as they passed from deep inside my throat and my cervix and my nipples and my anus, emanating outward through my body. I was changed right then. I tasted heaven in his cum.

I immediately wanted more.

Get it now here on Amazon. It’s free to read if you have Kindle Unlimited.

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Me and the House Guest — Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #4

Me and the House Guest—Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions, #4

Hot Wife Lyssa’s confessions go off the rails when she tells the story of her experience with a young house guest!

The cover I used for this page is one I had to reject because a certain behemoth of sales would send me to bed without dinner if I had used it. But I wanted you to see it as intended. 🙂 Here is what the actual cover will be:

me and the house guest hot wife lyssa's confessions 4 by callie press

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She is getting out of control. Or is she being controlled? Can she rein herself in before it destroys her? This is where Lyssa’s tale becomes truly bizarre!

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Erotica Review: Voices Carry by July Cumming

Voices Carry by July Cumming

Reviewed by Callie

Voices Carry is a trio of erotica ebooks about a well-hung, horny, appealing older man named Tom, and his step-daughter Samantha (and some of her friends). I’m not going to spoil anything, although the main thrust of the series is what you would suspect.

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Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3 Now Live!

Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3: Me at the Airport is now live on Amazon!

I forgot to even blog about this, I was too busy whoring the first one in a free promo when it went live! I’m sorry, I won’t do it again!

Well, actually, I’m sure I will. I guess someone will just have to spank me so I remember to do better next time…

Get it here!

And when you do, make sure you read to the very end. There’s a page-long note I wrote to you to help explain what happened, and why it isn’t called “Me and the House Guest” like I mentioned before. That’s the next one!

 

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Kissies,

Callie

Me and Mr. Fixit

Introducing Lyssa, who has many stories to tell. Funny how we have the same profile pic!

Me and Mr. Fixit

Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions (part 1)

The first in a series of confessions by hot wife Lyssa. Watch as she goes from being a normal, attractive housewife into a wild, cuckolding creature of lust with ever more crazy adventures! And it all started with a random dirty instant message…

As usual, if you have a Kindle or Amazon Unlimited, you can read it for free. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to tweet, email, or DM me if you liked it! You can use this, if you would rather.