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The Smutpunk Manifesto

The Smutpunk Manifesto

All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.

Smutpunk is the pornography of abstinence, the literature of the gutter, Bukowski doing Shakespeare doing Stan Lee as interpreted by drunken housewives and frustrated IT workers and the furious masses.

#smutpunk is the sex pistols on acid doing Shakespeare in the park (MacBeth)
#smutpunk is what happened to gonzo after the deaths of truth and free love
#smutpunk is the cock-like thing up your ass while alien dildos gag you
#smutpunk is having DNA in an RNA world
#smutpunk is the soundtrack to a non-puritanical future
#smutpunk is get off your ass and jam
#smutpunk is when the gang cranks iron maiden to kick it up a notch. You ask is that dirty, clean, or evil
#smutpunk is what happens when Insanity falls in love, gets horny
#smutpunk is neither punk nor smut
#smutpunk is the archetype of both punk and smut
#smutpunk is the only reality there really is
#smutpunk is an intentionally false zen koan
#smutpunk brings confusion via enlightenment
#smutpunk is an asexual hermaphrodite with kitty slippers and an axe
#smutpunk is the bastard child of Hamlet and Urotsukidoji
#smutpunk is the people fucking in the alternate universe inside Sammy Davis Jr’s glass eye

#smutpunk is being pursued by the fucking Yeti all over the world for your milk

 

 

Smutpunk is here http://j.mp/mjrcpp

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Hot Wife Lyssa Bundle

HOT WIFE LYSSA’S CONFESSIONS Bundle

Again, it’s actually an omnibus, but I’ll give up on that someday. Though at the size of modern ebooks, ‘collection’ is more accurate.

Yes, it’s all of the first 4 books together for less than they cost individually.

I also fixed a few little things that never should have made it into the original publications (my apologies—I’m getting my system down so those editorial mishaps don’t occur as often), and made a little tweak here and there, sort of an easter egg for Lyssa fans. 🙂 Can you catch them all?

Get it here: http://j.mp/lyssab1

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Nectar: BBC, cuckolding, hot wife, interracial, &tc, &tc

Nectar

I don’t know why I did it, but I wiped it off my knee with my index finger, and then I had to put my finger in my mouth. The little pearl on my fingertip was so appealing to me, symmetrical, lovely, translucent, sparkling, the stuff of life, the gift and the essence of manhood…

It almost made me orgasm as soon as it touched my tongue and my palette registered what was happening in my mouth. It was happening to all of my senses. I tasted sweat, fear, hatred, love, courage, strength, man. I was completely overwhelmed with lust. I could almost feel the waves of chemicals changing me as they passed from deep inside my throat and my cervix and my nipples and my anus, emanating outward through my body. I was changed right then. I tasted heaven in his cum.

I immediately wanted more.

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Self-help non-fiction! Give Good Head

My latest is a work of non-fiction, a self-help book entitled Give Good Head. Here is the Amazon blurb:

In this short, non-fiction, self-help guide, Callie Press speaks to women honestly and openly about how to please a man. Light on technique but long on fundamentals, this book can teach anyone how to perform oral sex much more effectively. With a foreword by Moctezuma Johnson.

Continue reading Self-help non-fiction! Give Good Head

Me and Mr. Fixit

Introducing Lyssa, who has many stories to tell. Funny how we have the same profile pic!

Me and Mr. Fixit

Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions (part 1)

The first in a series of confessions by hot wife Lyssa. Watch as she goes from being a normal, attractive housewife into a wild, cuckolding creature of lust with ever more crazy adventures! And it all started with a random dirty instant message…

As usual, if you have a Kindle or Amazon Unlimited, you can read it for free. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to tweet, email, or DM me if you liked it! You can use this, if you would rather.