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Preorder Erotic Pulp #1

Preorder Erotic Pulp #1 Today!

Erotic Pulp #1 is now available for preorder right here and will be available April 5, 2016.

Erotic Pulp #1 is the first Smutpunk Reader in an ongoing series that you can think of as a smutpunk-y reader’s digest! Stories in this edition include a Barnacle Man adventure (with the most epic human cockslap EVER DOCUMENTED), a romantic blast from the past involving Candy and Danny, the feature story of Queen Kegel and Sarcashmo (aka San Esperma), and MORE!

Don’t be left with your dicks or tits (or dicks and tits) swinging in the breeze! Get on this action post-haste, true believers! SMUTPUNK UP YOUR ASS! (In a good way)

 

Check out the cover:

erotic pulp by callie press smutpunk reader volume 1

 

Kissies,

Callie

Excerpt: Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #5: Past Life

Past Life

Excerpt from Me Under Glass, Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions series #5

 

I am Wun-Kalla. I only remember being Lyssa a little bit. The world around me is much more real than those vague ideas and misty memories of modernity.

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The Smutpunk Manifesto

The Smutpunk Manifesto

All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.

Smutpunk is the pornography of abstinence, the literature of the gutter, Bukowski doing Shakespeare doing Stan Lee as interpreted by drunken housewives and frustrated IT workers and the furious masses.

#smutpunk is the sex pistols on acid doing Shakespeare in the park (MacBeth)
#smutpunk is what happened to gonzo after the deaths of truth and free love
#smutpunk is the cock-like thing up your ass while alien dildos gag you
#smutpunk is having DNA in an RNA world
#smutpunk is the soundtrack to a non-puritanical future
#smutpunk is get off your ass and jam
#smutpunk is when the gang cranks iron maiden to kick it up a notch. You ask is that dirty, clean, or evil
#smutpunk is what happens when Insanity falls in love, gets horny
#smutpunk is neither punk nor smut
#smutpunk is the archetype of both punk and smut
#smutpunk is the only reality there really is
#smutpunk is an intentionally false zen koan
#smutpunk brings confusion via enlightenment
#smutpunk is an asexual hermaphrodite with kitty slippers and an axe
#smutpunk is the bastard child of Hamlet and Urotsukidoji
#smutpunk is the people fucking in the alternate universe inside Sammy Davis Jr’s glass eye

#smutpunk is being pursued by the fucking Yeti all over the world for your milk

 

 

Smutpunk is here http://j.mp/mjrcpp

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Erotica: Devil She Became by Autumn Raynne

Devil She Became is Autumn Raynne’s debut, but aside from its need for a bit of editing, it certainly does not come across as a “first novel.” The pacing is excellent, and exposition is handled well for the most part. The strongest part of Autumn’s writing is her characterization. Everyone in this book is complex without being unbelievable, and Harrison, “Barbie” (I can’t think of her otherwise at this point!), and Ava all have personal developments that are significant to the events that occur.

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Erotica: Poisonous Apples by Moctezuma Johnson

As much as I read, and as little as I review, you might think I’m showing favoritism by having a second review of a Moctezuma Johnson book. I’m not going to deny it; MJ is one of my favorite erotica writers, and I really think that people need to be more aware of him and his work. But since I’m planning to catch up on some reviews, I’m going to start with his, and since it’s my website, nothing has to be fair about it. Nyah.

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Butterface Excerpts

Butterface Excerpts

Butterface is coming for Halloween!

Read the excerpt at nsfwstories.com/butterface-tea…, then don’t miss the one at literaryporn.net!

Those two together in that order are the whole first chapter. Enjoy!

 

Hot Wife Lyssa Bundle

HOT WIFE LYSSA’S CONFESSIONS Bundle

Again, it’s actually an omnibus, but I’ll give up on that someday. Though at the size of modern ebooks, ‘collection’ is more accurate.

Yes, it’s all of the first 4 books together for less than they cost individually.

I also fixed a few little things that never should have made it into the original publications (my apologies—I’m getting my system down so those editorial mishaps don’t occur as often), and made a little tweak here and there, sort of an easter egg for Lyssa fans. 🙂 Can you catch them all?

Get it here: http://j.mp/lyssab1

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Dominating Donna Omnibus (Bundle)

Dominating Donna Omnibus Edition (Bundle)

Now with a cover that wasn’t just me slapping together a shitty version of my original mediocre cover! It’s a slight improvement at least (I kinda like it, actually).

I know the ‘lingo’ in erotica is a ‘bundle’ but I come from paper publishing, and when a bunch of chunks are put together, it’s an omnibus or a collection. I’ll come around to getting the hep slang and figure out the cool kids’ words eventually. 🙂

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Erotica reviews, only not quite. Read these.

Erotica Reviews that aren’t reviews at all

I don’t have time to write all these reviews right now; I read a lot just to keep my head straight, but writing has been intense work for me lately. Not just my erotica writing either, some of you realize I write as a day job too. So when I can focus on erotica, I focus on erotica!

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You Don’t Need a Kindle to Read Me

Seriously, you can read Kindle mobi’s on anything, you don’t need to buy the actual Kindle. I’m always upset at how few people realize this!

But as a public service, here you go:

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