Smutpunk can be confusing to read. Well, just mine, but still.
Yep, new release! I’m getting a bit better at making videos. I like this one!
Well, it got yanked because I guess someone didn’t like the bikini girl intermission. Or because I said someone died, or because I said ‘fucking parrot.’ So here’s a ‘safe’ one, and to whomever got their knickers in a knot over it, you must be one sheltered little cunt. I hope you get paralyzed from the neck down.
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What is smutpunk?
Everybody asks, ‘What is smutpunk?’ and even with the info available, people are still asking it. Here are a few more little
soundbyte idea nuggets to help explain.
In this ish (volume, whatever!) we have the following dangerous, romantic, heroic, sexy pulp adventures!
•Fit Man and Burpee Girl in … Street Justice!, Part 2!
•Butterface and Queen Kegel in … BATTER-DIPPED BREADED ASIAN LONG PIG!
•Callie’s Cowboy Riff so you can get your snaps on!
•And the main event is Brendalee Elkins in … The Odyssey of Brendalee Elkins, Part 1!
And like all the best Superheroic works…make sure you stick around after the credits!
Thanks to @MystkFish and @MJKingofErotica, I had this little hallucination of Butterface and Queen Kegel that I decided can fit into Erotic Pulp Volume 2 without hurting anything. And since I’m once again on the old pain meds I figured hell, why not share it while it’s timely? So without further ado (join my newsletter! free porn!), I present a little less than proudly, but claiming it nonetheless…
Preorder Erotic Pulp #1 Today!
Erotic Pulp #1 is now available for preorder right here and will be available April 5, 2016.
Erotic Pulp #1 is the first Smutpunk Reader in an ongoing series that you can think of as a smutpunk-y reader’s digest! Stories in this edition include a Barnacle Man adventure (with the most epic human cockslap EVER DOCUMENTED), a romantic blast from the past involving Candy and Danny, the feature story of Queen Kegel and Sarcashmo (aka San Esperma), and MORE!
Don’t be left with your dicks or tits (or dicks and tits) swinging in the breeze! Get on this action post-haste, true believers! SMUTPUNK UP YOUR ASS! (In a good way)
Check out the cover:
Erotic Pulp #1, Smutpunk Teaser: Barnacle Man
-Excerpt of the Barnacle Man story, ‘FUCK Your Boat,’ begins here-