QK and the Arena Planet: Snippet
I swam to my Castle through an aether of my own wetness. It was my first time ever (again), and it was a delicious deflowering. I wish I could lick your genitals and bestow upon you a sliver of how intoxicating it was—the boundless energy, the absolute abandonment of tension, the utter lack of thought, the exhilarating excess of feeling.
Continue reading QK Excerpt: Queen Kegel and the Arena Planet
Moctezuma Johnson’s Big Hard List
Ok kids, check out Moctezuma Johnson’s post with his smutpunk bibliography! All of his work is fantastic and highly recommended.
Don’t mind me being curt and bloggingly unavailable, I am getting better so things will be back to their erratic norm soon! ❤💗❤💗❤
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Preorder Erotic Pulp #1 Today!
Erotic Pulp #1 is now available for preorder right here and will be available April 5, 2016.
Erotic Pulp #1 is the first Smutpunk Reader in an ongoing series that you can think of as a smutpunk-y reader’s digest! Stories in this edition include a Barnacle Man adventure (with the most epic human cockslap EVER DOCUMENTED), a romantic blast from the past involving Candy and Danny, the feature story of Queen Kegel and Sarcashmo (aka San Esperma), and MORE!
Don’t be left with your dicks or tits (or dicks and tits) swinging in the breeze! Get on this action post-haste, true believers! SMUTPUNK UP YOUR ASS! (In a good way)
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Excerpt from Me Under Glass, Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions series #5
I am Wun-Kalla. I only remember being Lyssa a little bit. The world around me is much more real than those vague ideas and misty memories of modernity.
Continue reading Excerpt: Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #5: Past Life
The Smutpunk Manifesto
All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.
Smutpunk is the pornography of abstinence, the literature of the gutter, Bukowski doing Shakespeare doing Stan Lee as interpreted by drunken housewives and frustrated IT workers and the furious masses.
#smutpunk is the sex pistols on acid doing Shakespeare in the park (MacBeth)
#smutpunk is what happened to gonzo after the deaths of truth and free love
#smutpunk is the cock-like thing up your ass while alien dildos gag you
#smutpunk is having DNA in an RNA world
#smutpunk is the soundtrack to a non-puritanical future
#smutpunk is get off your ass and jam
#smutpunk is when the gang cranks iron maiden to kick it up a notch. You ask is that dirty, clean, or evil
#smutpunk is what happens when Insanity falls in love, gets horny
#smutpunk is neither punk nor smut
#smutpunk is the archetype of both punk and smut
#smutpunk is the only reality there really is
#smutpunk is an intentionally false zen koan
#smutpunk brings confusion via enlightenment
#smutpunk is an asexual hermaphrodite with kitty slippers and an axe
#smutpunk is the bastard child of Hamlet and Urotsukidoji
#smutpunk is the people fucking in the alternate universe inside Sammy Davis Jr’s glass eye
#smutpunk is being pursued by the fucking Yeti all over the world for your milk
Smutpunk is here http://j.mp/mjrcpp
Smutpunk is here Literaryporn.net
HOT WIFE LYSSA’S CONFESSIONS Bundle
Again, it’s actually an omnibus, but I’ll give up on that someday. Though at the size of modern ebooks, ‘collection’ is more accurate.
Yes, it’s all of the first 4 books together for less than they cost individually.
I also fixed a few little things that never should have made it into the original publications (my apologies—I’m getting my system down so those editorial mishaps don’t occur as often), and made a little tweak here and there, sort of an easter egg for Lyssa fans. 🙂 Can you catch them all?
Get it here: http://j.mp/lyssab1
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Seriously, you can read Kindle mobi’s on anything, you don’t need to buy the actual Kindle. I’m always upset at how few people realize this!
But as a public service, here you go:
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Me and the House Guest—Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions, #4
Hot Wife Lyssa’s confessions go off the rails when she tells the story of her experience with a young house guest!
The cover I used for this page is one I had to reject because a certain behemoth of sales would send me to bed without dinner if I had used it. But I wanted you to see it as intended. 🙂 Here is what the actual cover will be:
(not bad?) Get it here!
She is getting out of control. Or is she being controlled? Can she rein herself in before it destroys her? This is where Lyssa’s tale becomes truly bizarre!
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How I Deal With Writer’s Block
You couldn’t possibly have already read my afterword in the new Lyssa (#4), but if you have—I mean, when you DO, because of course you all gobble up every word I give you—you would know that I read quite a few books by Piers Anthony when I was a teenager. And yes, cynics and critics, I know he has a reputation as kind of a…let’s just say possibly a hint of the dirty old man and a kind of, shall we say, overproducing writer (but I still like the ones I like!)—and that this probably explains a lot about how I’m still kind of stuck in late 80’s/early 90’s teenage level sexuality. Regardless, the biggest thing I learned from him was a method for dealing with writer’s block.
Continue reading How I Deal With Writers Block