Tag Archives: humor

Callie’s First Dip Into the Mailbag

Like Santa’s Mailbag, Only Different

In the spirit of the Holidays, I got my mailbag and decided to answer some of my many correspondents! Sadly, they’re all spammers, so it’s more self-indulgent than I’d like. But if I’m having fun, what else matters, right?

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Sublime Sorcerous Spellcasting

By the Whorey Whores of Whoredom! A Sublime Spellcasting Simulation of Sorcerous Supremacy!

I had to have a little medical procedure the other day which, again, slowed to a halt my progress on Trailer Trash Tales (coming any day now, once the percocet is gone!). I have been spending my time reading Dr. Strange on Marvel Unlimited from the very beginning in Strange Tales. I had to wonder how spellcasting works.

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Tonguing Tromp: Topical 2016 Election Story Available

Tonguing Tromp

Had a manic spree and realized I could make my own questionable-quality topical erotica too. Here’s the story of how I evaluated one of the 2016 Presidential candidates, Donald Tromp, and what I experienced at his HUGE rally! Why should everybody else (including unknowns) be the only one cashing in on this shit? Momma needs a new pair of combat boots! I’m talkin BANK son!

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Smutpunk! Erotic Pulp #1 Teaser: Barnacle Man

Erotic Pulp #1, Smutpunk Teaser: Barnacle Man

-Excerpt of the Barnacle Man story, ‘FUCK Your Boat,’ begins here-

Gore Warning! If you’re just here for the sexies and eroticas and doing-its of Erotic Pulp, skip down to the big bold heading where I say “Epic cockslap over!”

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Hot Wife Lyssa Bundle

HOT WIFE LYSSA’S CONFESSIONS Bundle

Again, it’s actually an omnibus, but I’ll give up on that someday. Though at the size of modern ebooks, ‘collection’ is more accurate.

Yes, it’s all of the first 4 books together for less than they cost individually.

I also fixed a few little things that never should have made it into the original publications (my apologies—I’m getting my system down so those editorial mishaps don’t occur as often), and made a little tweak here and there, sort of an easter egg for Lyssa fans. 🙂 Can you catch them all?

Get it here: http://j.mp/lyssab1

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Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3 Now Live!

Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3: Me at the Airport is now live on Amazon!

I forgot to even blog about this, I was too busy whoring the first one in a free promo when it went live! I’m sorry, I won’t do it again!

Well, actually, I’m sure I will. I guess someone will just have to spank me so I remember to do better next time…

Get it here!

And when you do, make sure you read to the very end. There’s a page-long note I wrote to you to help explain what happened, and why it isn’t called “Me and the House Guest” like I mentioned before. That’s the next one!

 

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Kissies,

Callie

NEW RELEASE: The Chamber-Pot Prince

The Chamber-Pot Prince

A Very Naughty Fairy Tale for Grownups

by Callie Press

“She told me then,” the filthy pot rumbled, and with a most miserable, saddening tone to its low voice, “that only the most passionate kisses from a sweet maiden such as yourself could set me free, which, of course, is never going to happen. For what beautiful maiden could ever be passionately aroused for a chamber-pot, even though I shall become once again a lordly ‘andsome prince well equipped for any lady’s pleasure, and master of a hundred lands and a thousand knights and piles of gold? Oh woe is me!”

WARNING: Requires a sense of humor!

Now available at Amazon.com here: http://j.mp/champotp

Or check my author page here: http://j.mp/calliepress