I do have a secret to tell you, though I haven’t intentionally kept it a secret. It’s kind of become one, though, so I thought I should mention it here. This way, I put the information out there just in case anyone wants to know about it sometime.
Continue reading A Little-Known Secret
Apparently this book has raised a stink in the erotica community and offended many readers, so naturally I had to read it. I downloaded it on Kindle Unlimited the night that it was removed, so I didn’t read the T-Bone: Redneck re-upload (if re-upload it indeed was, which I presume to be identical. I can’t find it on Amazon now whatsoever, so if anyone has the active link to purchase it, please let me know via email , Twitter, or Facebook—I saw a link but it’s been a few days, and I will update this).
Warning: This is going to be a long post.
Continue reading Redneck by Jordan Silver: Review and Rant
Mini reviews are all I really have time for, but I don’t bother posting a review on my site unless I recommend that you read it. I am dreadfully far behind on writing reviews. I read a lot, but not all of what I read is relevant to smutpunk or erotica. My reviews always are, though, so check these out as soon as you can!
Continue reading More mini-reviews
Get it and get it while the gettin’s good!
In this ish (volume, whatever!) we have the following dangerous, romantic, heroic, sexy pulp adventures!
•Fit Man and Burpee Girl in … Street Justice!, Part 2!
•Butterface and Queen Kegel in … BATTER-DIPPED BREADED ASIAN LONG PIG!
•Callie’s Cowboy Riff so you can get your snaps on!
•And the main event is Brendalee Elkins in … The Odyssey of Brendalee Elkins, Part 1!
And like all the best Superheroic works…make sure you stick around after the credits!
As much as I read, and as little as I review, you might think I’m showing favoritism by having a second review of a Moctezuma Johnson book. I’m not going to deny it; MJ is one of my favorite erotica writers, and I really think that people need to be more aware of him and his work. But since I’m planning to catch up on some reviews, I’m going to start with his, and since it’s my website, nothing has to be fair about it. Nyah.
Continue reading Erotica: Poisonous Apples by Moctezuma Johnson
Again, it’s actually an omnibus, but I’ll give up on that someday. Though at the size of modern ebooks, ‘collection’ is more accurate.
Yes, it’s all of the first 4 books together for less than they cost individually.
I also fixed a few little things that never should have made it into the original publications (my apologies—I’m getting my system down so those editorial mishaps don’t occur as often), and made a little tweak here and there, sort of an easter egg for Lyssa fans. 🙂 Can you catch them all?
Get it here: http://j.mp/lyssab1
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I don’t have time to write all these reviews right now; I read a lot just to keep my head straight, but writing has been intense work for me lately. Not just my erotica writing either, some of you realize I write as a day job too. So when I can focus on erotica, I focus on erotica!
Continue reading Erotica reviews, only not quite. Read these.
I forgot to even blog about this, I was too busy whoring the first one in a free promo when it went live! I’m sorry, I won’t do it again!
Well, actually, I’m sure I will. I guess someone will just have to spank me so I remember to do better next time…
And when you do, make sure you read to the very end. There’s a page-long note I wrote to you to help explain what happened, and why it isn’t called “Me and the House Guest” like I mentioned before. That’s the next one!
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Kissies,
Callie
Hi there everyone…I’m Callie. You may guess this is a pen name. Well, you would guess half right, because my last name isn’t Press. What’s ironic about that, is that I didn’t even put it together with “Press” meaning “printing press” or “publishing house” until like two weeks ago (it’s true, and I’m not typically dense unless I want to be). But my name really is Callie.
Continue reading Welcome to my naughty thoughts!
