A transcript recorded during the Tithe of Souls.
Wherein Callie Tells A Secret
I do have a secret to tell you, though I haven’t intentionally kept it a secret. It’s kind of become one, though, so I thought I should mention it here. This way, I put the information out there just in case anyone wants to know about it sometime.
Preorder Erotic Pulp #1 Today!
Erotic Pulp #1 is now available for preorder right here and will be available April 5, 2016.
Erotic Pulp #1 is the first Smutpunk Reader in an ongoing series that you can think of as a smutpunk-y reader’s digest! Stories in this edition include a Barnacle Man adventure (with the most epic human cockslap EVER DOCUMENTED), a romantic blast from the past involving Candy and Danny, the feature story of Queen Kegel and Sarcashmo (aka San Esperma), and MORE!
Don’t be left with your dicks or tits (or dicks and tits) swinging in the breeze! Get on this action post-haste, true believers! SMUTPUNK UP YOUR ASS! (In a good way)
Check out the cover:
Excerpt from Me Under Glass, Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions series #5
I am Wun-Kalla. I only remember being Lyssa a little bit. The world around me is much more real than those vague ideas and misty memories of modernity.
HOT WIFE LYSSA’S CONFESSIONS Bundle
Again, it’s actually an omnibus, but I’ll give up on that someday. Though at the size of modern ebooks, ‘collection’ is more accurate.
Yes, it’s all of the first 4 books together for less than they cost individually.
I also fixed a few little things that never should have made it into the original publications (my apologies—I’m getting my system down so those editorial mishaps don’t occur as often), and made a little tweak here and there, sort of an easter egg for Lyssa fans. 🙂 Can you catch them all?
Get it here: http://j.mp/lyssab1
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Me and the House Guest—Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions, #4
Hot Wife Lyssa’s confessions go off the rails when she tells the story of her experience with a young house guest!
The cover I used for this page is one I had to reject because a certain behemoth of sales would send me to bed without dinner if I had used it. But I wanted you to see it as intended. 🙂 Here is what the actual cover will be:
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She is getting out of control. Or is she being controlled? Can she rein herself in before it destroys her? This is where Lyssa’s tale becomes truly bizarre!
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How I Deal With Writer’s Block
You couldn’t possibly have already read my afterword in the new Lyssa (#4), but if you have—I mean, when you DO, because of course you all gobble up every word I give you—you would know that I read quite a few books by Piers Anthony when I was a teenager. And yes, cynics and critics, I know he has a reputation as kind of a…let’s just say possibly a hint of the dirty old man and a kind of, shall we say, overproducing writer (but I still like the ones I like!)—and that this probably explains a lot about how I’m still kind of stuck in late 80’s/early 90’s teenage level sexuality. Regardless, the biggest thing I learned from him was a method for dealing with writer’s block.
Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3: Me at the Airport is now live on Amazon!
I forgot to even blog about this, I was too busy whoring the first one in a free promo when it went live! I’m sorry, I won’t do it again!
Well, actually, I’m sure I will. I guess someone will just have to spank me so I remember to do better next time…
And when you do, make sure you read to the very end. There’s a page-long note I wrote to you to help explain what happened, and why it isn’t called “Me and the House Guest” like I mentioned before. That’s the next one!
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Introducing Lyssa, who has many stories to tell. Funny how we have the same profile pic!
Me and Mr. Fixit
Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions (part 1)
The first in a series of confessions by hot wife Lyssa. Watch as she goes from being a normal, attractive housewife into a wild, cuckolding creature of lust with ever more crazy adventures! And it all started with a random dirty instant message…
As usual, if you have a Kindle or Amazon Unlimited, you can read it for free. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to tweet, email, or DM me if you liked it! You can use this, if you would rather.