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The Smutpunk Manifesto

The Smutpunk Manifesto

All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.

Smutpunk is the pornography of abstinence, the literature of the gutter, Bukowski doing Shakespeare doing Stan Lee as interpreted by drunken housewives and frustrated IT workers and the furious masses.

#smutpunk is the sex pistols on acid doing Shakespeare in the park (MacBeth)
#smutpunk is what happened to gonzo after the deaths of truth and free love
#smutpunk is the cock-like thing up your ass while alien dildos gag you
#smutpunk is having DNA in an RNA world
#smutpunk is the soundtrack to a non-puritanical future
#smutpunk is get off your ass and jam
#smutpunk is when the gang cranks iron maiden to kick it up a notch. You ask is that dirty, clean, or evil
#smutpunk is what happens when Insanity falls in love, gets horny
#smutpunk is neither punk nor smut
#smutpunk is the archetype of both punk and smut
#smutpunk is the only reality there really is
#smutpunk is an intentionally false zen koan
#smutpunk brings confusion via enlightenment
#smutpunk is an asexual hermaphrodite with kitty slippers and an axe
#smutpunk is the bastard child of Hamlet and Urotsukidoji
#smutpunk is the people fucking in the alternate universe inside Sammy Davis Jr’s glass eye

#smutpunk is being pursued by the fucking Yeti all over the world for your milk

 

 

Smutpunk is here http://j.mp/mjrcpp

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Dominating Donna Omnibus (Bundle)

Dominating Donna Omnibus Edition (Bundle)

Now with a cover that wasn’t just me slapping together a shitty version of my original mediocre cover! It’s a slight improvement at least (I kinda like it, actually).

I know the ‘lingo’ in erotica is a ‘bundle’ but I come from paper publishing, and when a bunch of chunks are put together, it’s an omnibus or a collection. I’ll come around to getting the hep slang and figure out the cool kids’ words eventually. 🙂

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Erotica reviews, only not quite. Read these.

Erotica Reviews that aren’t reviews at all

I don’t have time to write all these reviews right now; I read a lot just to keep my head straight, but writing has been intense work for me lately. Not just my erotica writing either, some of you realize I write as a day job too. So when I can focus on erotica, I focus on erotica!

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You Don’t Need a Kindle to Read Me

Seriously, you can read Kindle mobi’s on anything, you don’t need to buy the actual Kindle. I’m always upset at how few people realize this!

But as a public service, here you go:

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Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3 Now Live!

Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #3: Me at the Airport is now live on Amazon!

I forgot to even blog about this, I was too busy whoring the first one in a free promo when it went live! I’m sorry, I won’t do it again!

Well, actually, I’m sure I will. I guess someone will just have to spank me so I remember to do better next time…

Get it here!

And when you do, make sure you read to the very end. There’s a page-long note I wrote to you to help explain what happened, and why it isn’t called “Me and the House Guest” like I mentioned before. That’s the next one!

 

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Callie

Dirty Little Ditties!

Here’s the first of my dirty little ditties. It is one of Yvette’s naughty gangbang stories (she has a ton of them). She said I could announce that we have an email addy for her now. (Guess what it is? Yes, yvette@calliepress.net.) This one has some serious spanking in it too, in fact it’s almost more spanking than gangbang, maybe… anyhow, get it here http://j.mp/99cdd1

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Fuck That Made Me Hot

The sentence is ‘Fuck, that made me hot.’ Of course it got grammar flagged.

When will Word know better? But it’s a good lesson in how commas can change meaning!

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Amazon Promotion of DOMINATING DONNA

Amazon Promotion of DOMINATING DONNA

From August 10th through August 14th, DOMINATING DONNA is entirely free to download on Amazon. NO Prime or Unlimited needed, it’s just FREE! So go to http://j.mp/domdonom and make them give it to you…you deserve it!

Erotica: FUTADELIC by Moctezuma Johnson

Callie Reviews FUTADELIC: THE POWER OF POTION by Moctezuma Johnson

If you get your erotica from any of the big sources these days, you know the name Moctezuma Johnson (who I’ll call MJ from now on. Probably everywhere ever, because that is a lot of letters to type). I had seen his name all over when I started to research the self-publishing thing. I had never read any of his work, mostly because I was broke but also because I didn’t know what to make of it, from the descriptions. It seemed to be all over the place, categorically.

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DOMINATING DONNA Omnibus (parts 1-3)

DOMINATING DONNA Omnibus Edition Now Available

DOMINATING DONNA has it all: Billionaires, dominance, submission, bondage, slavery, gang bangs, spanking, humiliation, revenge, there’s even a golden shower and anonymous group sex with what may have been a group of dwarves…

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