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Flash type excerpt: Queen Kegel and the Dead Galaxy (tentative title)

In A Flash

Emperor Mensch-Xi looked at his son, the comely Crown Prince Con’er, with loathing.

“You are too weak to rule a state,” Mensch-Xi barked. “And you are certainly too weak to rule our great state of Sya Ang Land of the Many and Obedient People Like Schools of Fish Thronging!”

Since Crown Prince Con’er’s return from his first campaign on the Yellow Danube river, he had been saturated in opium and poisoned lotus, living in one drug den after another. The Emperor was disgusted by his son’s reaction to his first battle wound in spite of his otherwise exemplary performance at war.

“I shall therefore make an Imperial decree upon this subject, you nancy!” Mensch-Xi said. “If one wound has made you this desperate for oblivion, you will be tormented and punished until you have the tolerance for pain of a real man! And then some! Guards, take him to the Imperial Torture Dungeons!”

None of their many cruelties and sadisms, their injuries and poisons, their machines and beatings, could make him so much as cry out. His tolerance for pain was off the Celestial freaking charts.

Mensch-Xi visited the Imperial Torture Dungeons after some months and, after witnessing it for himself, was truly confused.

“Crown Prince Con’er,” the Emperor said, “You have quickly learned how to stand amazing amounts of pain. You are no damn little sissy. I was mistaken.” He bowed.

“No, Father,” Crown Prince Con’er replied, still bound to a rack, bloodied and abused. “Regarding my weakness, you were correct. Your error lies elsewhere, though you are blameless.”

“Please Instruct me, Crown Prince,” the Emperor said as he motioned for his son to be loosed from bondage.

Con, the man, stared directly into the Emperor’s eyes, his undulled memories causing more anguish than seeping wounds and ugly bruises ever could. He covered his right hand with his left and bowed as well as his body would allow, then raised his right arm in a weak but reverent sieg heil before allowing both arms to fall to his sides.

After a moment, he spoke.

“Your highness understands weakness, but you do not understand pain.”

(Oops! Close, but wrong universe for this story. Sorry about that. The point stands.)

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A Little-Known Secret

Wherein Callie Tells A Secret

I do have a secret to tell you, though I haven’t intentionally kept it a secret. It’s kind of become one, though, so I thought I should mention it here. This way, I put the information out there just in case anyone wants to know about it sometime.

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Callie’s First Dip Into the Mailbag

Like Santa’s Mailbag, Only Different

In the spirit of the Holidays, I got my mailbag and decided to answer some of my many correspondents! Sadly, they’re all spammers, so it’s more self-indulgent than I’d like. But if I’m having fun, what else matters, right?

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Queen Kegel and the Arena Planet Live on Amazon!

Queen Kegel and the Arena Planet

JOURNEY with Queen Kegel as she faces an intimidating challenge on the Arena Planet!
THRILL at her Marvelous Reincarnated Gladiators fighting for their LIVES!
FEAR the perils facing the entire UNIVERSE which only QK can defeat!
FALL to your knees and obey your lusty Queen…QUEEN KEGEL!

WARNING: NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!

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QK Excerpt: Queen Kegel and the Arena Planet

QK and the Arena Planet: Snippet

I swam to my Castle through an aether of my own wetness. It was my first time ever (again), and it was a delicious deflowering. I wish I could lick your genitals and bestow upon you a sliver of how intoxicating it was—the boundless energy, the absolute abandonment of tension, the utter lack of thought, the exhilarating excess of feeling.

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QK and Butterface—Erotic Pulp 2

Thanks to @MystkFish and @MJKingofErotica, I had this little hallucination of Butterface and Queen Kegel that I decided can fit into Erotic Pulp Volume 2 without hurting anything. And since I’m once again on the old pain meds I figured hell, why not share it while it’s timely? So without further ado (join my newsletter! free porn!), I present a little less than proudly, but claiming it nonetheless…

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