Trailer Trash Tales Begins!
Trailer Trash Tales is an erotica series set in the Happy Acres Trailer Park (known to some as “Fertile Acres” or “Happy Ending” Trailer Park…these people aren’t all the brightest!). You can read an excerpt of it at Mr. Blackthorne’s website under the Wicked Pen Writers, of which I am proudly a member. You also could have read it in your email inbox if you were on my mailing list, which you should be, since there is free stuff for members and sneak peeks from time to time.
Continue reading Trailer Trash Tales #1 now available!
Thanks to @MystkFish and @MJKingofErotica, I had this little hallucination of Butterface and Queen Kegel that I decided can fit into Erotic Pulp Volume 2 without hurting anything. And since I’m once again on the old pain meds I figured hell, why not share it while it’s timely? So without further ado (join my newsletter! free porn!), I present a little less than proudly, but claiming it nonetheless…
Continue reading QK and Butterface—Erotic Pulp 2
Yeah, lies! All three reasons are just one reason, they suck. I’m looking at you, io9. Shitheads!
And here, the nsfw part:
Continue reading 3 NSFW reasons you won’t believe why I don’t do clickbait
More Mini-reviews by Callie
Hello, sexy readers! Mini-reviews are apparently becoming my only real means of keeping up. I actually do know how to properly review a book, I just haven’t had that kind of time and energy lately. It will happen again, someday. In the meantime, like last time, these are all 5-stars from me. I have another 5 to add and write, but I can’t sit on this one any longer, it’s been literally 3 months waiting for me to get them up already.
Anyhow, all of these are more recommended reads than real reviews, so go get them and dig in!
Continue reading Reviews: Erotica and Smutpunk Mini-reviews
Preorder Erotic Pulp #1 Today!
Erotic Pulp #1 is now available for preorder right here and will be available April 5, 2016.
Erotic Pulp #1 is the first Smutpunk Reader in an ongoing series that you can think of as a smutpunk-y reader’s digest! Stories in this edition include a Barnacle Man adventure (with the most epic human cockslap EVER DOCUMENTED), a romantic blast from the past involving Candy and Danny, the feature story of Queen Kegel and Sarcashmo (aka San Esperma), and MORE!
Don’t be left with your dicks or tits (or dicks and tits) swinging in the breeze! Get on this action post-haste, true believers! SMUTPUNK UP YOUR ASS! (In a good way)
Check out the cover:
Excerpt from Me Under Glass, Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions series #5
I am Wun-Kalla. I only remember being Lyssa a little bit. The world around me is much more real than those vague ideas and misty memories of modernity.
Continue reading Excerpt: Hot Wife Lyssa’s Confessions #5: Past Life
Had a manic spree and realized I could make my own questionable-quality topical erotica too. Here’s the story of how I evaluated one of the 2016 Presidential candidates, Donald Tromp, and what I experienced at his HUGE rally! Why should everybody else (including unknowns) be the only one cashing in on this shit? Momma needs a new pair of combat boots! I’m talkin BANK son!
Continue reading Tonguing Tromp: Topical 2016 Election Story Available
Erotic Pulp #1, Smutpunk Teaser: Barnacle Man
-Excerpt of the Barnacle Man story, ‘FUCK Your Boat,’ begins here-
Gore Warning! If you’re just here for the sexies and eroticas and doing-its of Erotic Pulp, skip down to the big bold heading where I say “Epic cockslap over!”
Continue reading Smutpunk! Erotic Pulp #1 Teaser: Barnacle Man
The Smutpunk Manifesto
All of these are true except for those which are lies. This is a work in progress.
Smutpunk is the pornography of abstinence, the literature of the gutter, Bukowski doing Shakespeare doing Stan Lee as interpreted by drunken housewives and frustrated IT workers and the furious masses.
#smutpunk is the sex pistols on acid doing Shakespeare in the park (MacBeth)
#smutpunk is what happened to gonzo after the deaths of truth and free love
#smutpunk is the cock-like thing up your ass while alien dildos gag you
#smutpunk is having DNA in an RNA world
#smutpunk is the soundtrack to a non-puritanical future
#smutpunk is get off your ass and jam
#smutpunk is when the gang cranks iron maiden to kick it up a notch. You ask is that dirty, clean, or evil
#smutpunk is what happens when Insanity falls in love, gets horny
#smutpunk is neither punk nor smut
#smutpunk is the archetype of both punk and smut
#smutpunk is the only reality there really is
#smutpunk is an intentionally false zen koan
#smutpunk brings confusion via enlightenment
#smutpunk is an asexual hermaphrodite with kitty slippers and an axe
#smutpunk is the bastard child of Hamlet and Urotsukidoji
#smutpunk is the people fucking in the alternate universe inside Sammy Davis Jr’s glass eye
#smutpunk is being pursued by the fucking Yeti all over the world for your milk
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