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New Intraworld Video
Check it out! MAN-SLAVE OF INTRAWORLD, the first of my Intraworld Novels (yes, novels) is coming this year, the good lord willin’ and the creeks don’t rise!
Yep, new release! I’m getting a bit better at making videos. I like this one!
Well, it got yanked because I guess someone didn’t like the bikini girl intermission. Or because I said someone died, or because I said ‘fucking parrot.’ So here’s a ‘safe’ one, and to whomever got their knickers in a knot over it, you must be one sheltered little cunt. I hope you get paralyzed from the neck down.
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Smutpunk Hack Vows To Erase YouTube
December 27—Callie Press, writer and Queen of the sub(-sub)genre Smutpunk, has vowed to erase YouTube when she hits 10 billion subscribers.